Team Name: SICK
Overall Finish 2018 GGM Worlds: 9th
Spirit Score: 3.6
Out of the ashes of grand master perennials, Sick Hammers, from a scorched post-bellum landscape ‘neath the lone star flag–and with just a dash of Pacific primordial ooze–the brothers of SICK have unionized for the world’s first foray into great-grandmasterdom (great-grandmastery?).
The roots of this creature’s family tree stretch far & wide, through states yankee-fied and those under the Mason-Dixon. And whilst these fighters share certain traits (bruised & re-sewn skin, graying whiskers, creaking joints), each chooses his own weapon (no-look hammer, surreptitious scoober, tilt-a-whirl blade) to achieve the explict (and implicit) goal.
Seniors In Control of Karma. Soldiers In Contorted Kinkiness. Savage Inventors of Cosmic Knowledge. Call us whatever you will: We wish we didn’t know now what we didn’t know then.
|Mike Doughtie (winner)||50+|
|Nikki M (F)||45+|